Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Gets sued

Three people have sued this celebrity for allegedly putting their lives in danger in July 2007. These 3 guys were very scared and wanted some money form the celebrity to make them feel better. Feels weird writing this its almost like Lindsay payed these guys to sue her. Whey would she do this because she isn't in the news. This is completely my theory.

But any ways the story goes like this the people in the car waited for a year to file a case they want at least $25ooo in settlement. The same case last year Lohan spent a whopping 84 mins in jail for driving under the influence of cocaine. She went to rehab instead.

Celebrities almost never go to jail.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

"Die Hard" director could change plea

Die hard director John McTiernan can change his plea. This man lied about his association to the private eye named Anthony Pellicano. This Private eye basically tapped half of Hollywood's phones. He knows every thing. Thats why the FBI was involved in the arrest.

Anthony was tapping the phones of various celebrities and passing on the information to his clients. These cleints were also celebrties. Now he faces a huge jail time for doign this.

But the protogonist of this article is Jhon he got 4 months jail and he wants to not go to jail. And the judge has told him he can change his plea.

Hulk Hogans son (Nick Hogan)

Nick Hogan is out after about 6 months in jail. Don't know what else to report. He went in because of a DUI and a crash. He is out because he was nice in jail. He still has to do about 500 hrs of community service, five years probation and three years of suspended license.

Nick Hogan was released from Pinellas County Jail just after midnight Tuesday morning.

Yeah also his parents got divorced most of Hollywood thinks his sister is an air head. And all media everywhere knows him as hulk hogans son. And every one is watching

Britney Spears Mistrial

Britney Spears trail has been declared a Mistrial. How did this happen? We were supposed to see some justice this time.. So what if she is a celebrity. She hit a guys car in a parking lot. And that carrying a license of Louisiana but in California. Where is the justice. It seems no one or no thing can stop her come back.

It seems that the jurors couldn't decide if she was guilty or not. So the Judge said Mistrial. So this is what can happen next the DA can drop charges and say OK then Celeb power wins or then we can have a retrial. Retrials are fun.

Britney Spears Saga continues

Britney Spears and her dad have a plan, they are going to fool the the court and jurors. This is how it works. They tell the judge that she still thinks of Louisiana as her home. Even though she doesn't live there. The jurors spent hours thinking about this at San Fernando Valley courthouse. This big celebrity could end up in jail for up to 6 months if the jurors feel so.

We don't know what else might be happening. But we will report any thing that comes out of that court house.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

William "Will" Mellor goes to jail in Barbados

Well not really. Apparently he is going to jail because he is an actor. And he needs to understand what happening in prisons. So he did go to jail but he isnt really in jail.

So He goes to prison and the guards treat him like a prisoner. Some one even felt him up. Then there was the dropping the bar of Soap in the shower. All this happened to him because no one recognised him as a celebrity. He isn't a celebrity here for sure.

Nearly forgot to mention that he is very touched and wants to fix the whole system. Also we couldn't find a proper picture of him.
Heal the world, Make it a better place...

Don Cornelius arrested

Don Cornelius the producer and one time host of Soul train has been arrested for domestic violence. He is 72. And very dangerous. The Los Angeles police department booked him in on Friday night.

He was later released on Saturday after he posted a 50,000$ bail and faces Felony and domestic Violence Charges.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Wayne Carey AFL former Star

Wayne Carey was minding his own business and having a drunken brawl when the police came in and started to arrest him. In the scuffle Wayne Carey elbowed one police man and kicked another one in the mouth at his Miami hotel suite a year ago. After pleadign guilty and negotating a guilty plea at a Miami court, he can now go home. But he is not off the hook he has to spend 50 hours community service in Australia, alcohol and anger management counselling and two years probation. And the govt has fined him 500 USD.

Wayne Carey is like a national hero in Australia. He also feels he is being targeted because he is famous in Australia. At this moment reporters in Miami asked him where is Australia exactly.

So if you look at it in retrospect it costs $300 to kick a cop in the face and about $ 200 to elbow one in the nose. 

George Michael looses award

George Michael is going to miss out on one award because he got arrested for possession of cocaine. So how does George feel about this? I am pretty certain he doesn't care. OK then He wont have to remodel the already brimming Award room to adjust one more trophy in it. 

The organisers of the award he was slated to receive the OUTSTANDING CONTRIBUTION TO MUSIC award think that this will definitely teach him a lesson.

Bad George !!! Now go to your room and stay there until you feel you are ready come down and apologise

Hayden Panettiere's Dad Something Something

The Court asked Hayden Panettiere's Dad was asked not to threaten his wife. He may be allowed to threaten other people though. I think this is a very strange turn of events. This guy is not allowed to thereten his wife.  Shouldnt people not be allowed to threaten other people in general and not their wives specifically.

Judge H. Chester Horn issued a protective order which means if he hits her again then he can go to jail for a year.

Hayden Downplayed this entire incident.

Monday, October 13, 2008

John Cusack has a stalker

It seems John Cusack has a stalker. Why is some one stalking Mr Cusack, we dont know. But Ms Leatherman cant do this for another 10 yrs. After a no contest plea by the defence she decided to throw in the towel and not follow John. The court has ordered her to 5 yrs in probation. The Judge also ordered her to undergo psychiatric evaluation on why she was following John. 

Law of the land prevailed. The law clearly states thou shall not follow Mr Cusack.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Rev. Al Sharpton goes to jail

Veteran civil right activist Rev. Al Sharpton will go to jail as he was found guilty of protesting in a disorderly fashion. He has already served 5 and 1/2 hrs in jail. May need to serve more.

He was convicted in New York. He was protesting over the killing of Sean Bell by the police and the cops who were responsible for this were set free by the court. Mr Sharpton was part of 250 people who were arrested in May for blocking traffic on subways and bridges.

Michelle Rodriguez jail almost

Michelle Rodriguez apparently made a big scene on Sunday morning in Mayfair hotel and Spa in Coconut Grove, Fla. The "Girlfight" star was fighting with a room mate to banging the door knockers. There was use of the word "Bitch" and "dildo". Michelle threatened the guest with no access to the pleasure toy and this ended the fight. 

Reporting this news was Pleasure. There should be more news like this. 

Britney Spears Jail!!

Britney Spears (No introductions needed here) doesn't want to pay $150 in fine. Isn't she rich? Why wont she pay a measly $150 fine. Ok here is the back ground. She was driving with out a licence her attorney argues she has a California licence and should be charged $10 fine. The argument went on to explain that she needs $140 to buy meds. The prosecution wants to fine her $150 and 1 yr probation.

She wants to save $140.

Nathaniel Abraham jail again!!

Nathaniel Abraham has been famous for various reasons since he's been 11  (Youngest convicted murderer in Michigan history). Been in prison from the age of 11 to 21. Now he is headed back to prison for 93 days, Why? Because of a suspended licence!! He also wears a white suit and a pink shirt. But the judge let him off the hook for that.

I am glad its just a suspended licence.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Celebrity Apprentice saves Khloe

Khloe Kardashian cant go to alcohol treatment program because she has to do that thing, You know the thing with the people. We have unconfirmed sources which tell us Khole has to do some thing really important. Based on this the La Angeles Superior Court judge has given Khole permission to not go to class. 

She was sentenced to 30 days in jail after a DUI which was later reduced to 173 minutes. For more details on this please read this article 
Click. We have received word that she will be competing in Celebrity apprentice.

The Law can wait.

Jade Goody can't meet Jack Tweed

It seems Jade cant meet Jack. Not much news here. Jade depresses Jack. Jade still wants to go. Jack Says no. 

Both Jade and Jack are sorta celebrities from the hit TV series called Big brother. Jack is in jail for hitting a kid with a golf club. Jack is held in the Wayland Prison, Norflok. Jade has been diagnosed with cervical cancer and visits her ex bf untill Jack told the Prison Athourites that he didnt want to meet any one.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Oj Simpson is jailward bound.

It seems to me that OJ really wants to go to jail. He has tried every thing from murder to armed robberies. I think the legal system will put him in out of pure frustration.

Oj simpson was found guilty of an armed robbery that happened on Sept. 13 It seems the 61-year-old Hall of Fame footballer gathered 5 men a year ago and stormed the loby of a hotel casino and snatched game memorabilia etc.

He could spend the rest of his natural life in jail. I guess he really wanted this.

Johnny Jackson is dead

Big hip hop producer commits suicide after a DUI offense.

Johnny Jackson, aka Johnny J committed suicide in the L.A county jail. He took his life by jumping off a tier in the jail. Authorities believe that this could have been triggerd by his DUI bust. Jonny was the man behind albums like Tupac Shakur's "All Eyez on Me" and jams such as "Knockin' Boots" by Candyman. Besides being a Producer he was also a songwriter, and ex rapper. Johnny Jackson’s lyrics made him a multi-platinum winner. He will be missed....

Friday, October 3, 2008

Heather Locklear Gets caught getting arrested

Is seems that Heather came out of a shopping spree very pissed off. We do not know why this has happened but rest assured my people will get to the bottom of this. So in the mean time we can make our own conclusion on why this is happening.

The bizarre event took place in Santa Barbara, California. where a Jill Ishkanian calls 911 to inform them of a visibly bad driver, indecently she owns her own photo agency and made 15,000 $ from the pictures she sold. What this also means is that we have many pictures of her being arrested from many angles, Interviews of the cops etc etc.

What was she onn?
We dont know yet will tell you as soon as I do.

Heather is a star of many series such as Dynasty, T.J. Hooker, Matt Houston, Fantasy Island, The Love Boat, Hotel, and Melrose Place.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Nick Hogan is preparing to Fly

Nick Hogan of the illustrious Hogan Clan will be set free from Pinellas County Jail in Clearwater, Fla. He will serve only 5 months out of his 8 month sentence. He is out on 21st of October. There is not much to report here as he is just 18 and not much has been done with his life except for the Vh1 reality show Hogan Knows best.

The Hogan Kids can actually say, "My Daddy can beat up you daddy"

Khloe Kardashian in jail for 173 minutes.

Here we have another probation violation. It seems that Khole went to jail for 173 mins exactly after she violated her DUI probation. She turned her self in at 10.25 am.

Khloe will have to enroll in an alcohol treatment program. She had to enroll in one with in 3 weeks failing which she was she had to be arrested. Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood County, CA is setting up record jail times
. The record is still held by Nicole Richie for just 82 minutes.

Country star Mindy McCready

It seems Mindy will spend 60 days in jail for violating probation on a drug charge. After her term is over she will be under obligation to move to clean up her act or a much harsher sentence could await her.

She is better known for her albums “Ten Thousand Angels” and “If I Don’t Stay the Night”. She was originally involved in a prescription drug scandal in 2004 she hasnt looked back since then.

Way to go Mindy. Orange does bring out your eyes.